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It never has been nor will it ever be funny for a stranger to yell “GINGER!!” in my face. I am quite aware that my hair is ginger, I don’t need a very loud and rude reminder that I am in fact ginger. Get out of my personal space and on with your day. Thank u, next!
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I would like to live the rest of my life without someone asking “Does the carpet match the curtains?” when asking about my pubic hair. Just don’t do it… Don’t even *think* about doing it. It’s unbelievably rude and absolutely NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. If it is really bothering you that much then use your common sense and keep your mouth shut.
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“I’ve never slept with a redhead” …*eyeroll* FYI, that is not a compliment! It makes me feel like the object of a weird fetish. You’ve never slept with a redhead before? Well, I can guarantee you, I will not be the first.
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Following on from my previous point… “I’ve got a *thing* for gingers” Nope. Never. Just stop.
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“Oh my god, I’m like, sooo tanned compared to you!” Yep, unsurprisingly, being ginger my skin is fairly pale. Moving on…
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“Have you ever thought about dying it?” I mean, as a taunted teenager, it definitely crossed my mind, but NOPE! Name a better hair colour than ginger and I’ll consider it…. I’ll wait…
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“Is that your natural hair colour?” YAAAASSS! And isn’t it so amazing! Okay, I do like people asking this one so I can bashfully act like it’s not that great. But deep down under my modest facade I just know my hair is the best.
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