{"id":219,"date":"2025-02-25T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-02-25T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/research.northumbria.ac.uk\/onedgecreativearts\/?p=219"},"modified":"2025-01-14T12:42:13","modified_gmt":"2025-01-14T12:42:13","slug":"a-feast-fit-for-a-king-by-ismah-ahmad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/research.northumbria.ac.uk\/onedgecreativearts\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"A Feast Fit For a King by ismah ahmad"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Originally published 28\/03\/2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Content Warning:<\/strong> Cannibalism references<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-text-color has-secondary-bg-color-color has-alpha-channel-opacity has-secondary-bg-color-background-color has-background\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">A Feast Fit For A King<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>By Ismah Ahmad<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How juicy, how sweet, this tender morsel that I eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How filling, how chewy, each bite of this fatty meat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How it screamed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How it begged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But here I am, enjoying this meaty leg,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and sipping on the finest wines, and snacking on goose eggs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They said that I was mad, that I had gone insane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I assured them that it would feel no pain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, I drained its blood, that crimson ink.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alas the time had come for me to think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What to do with such a rare delicacy?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why, such a cut would be sure to cause jealousy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then after a while a thought hit my head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8216;To accompany my meat with only the finest bread!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To press it with herbs of all different kinds,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">add to season it with a glaze of citrus rinds.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It baked, it boiled in the juices of its fat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All the while I enjoyed the smell as I sat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My taste buds watered, oh how they danced,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">to see the crispy skin each time I glanced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At last it was done, so I set it to cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Twas a fine thing, the dinner table&#8217;s jewel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then I ate and drank, then ate some more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Till there was a knock which came from the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In came a lady of beautiful face,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">followed by a mob from the peasant race.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8216;You monster. You vile, hideous thing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You&#8217;ve eaten my baby; I shall tell the king!&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wiped my face and cleaned my hand,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They all watched as I moved to stand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8216;Dear woman, do you not recognise my face?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am the king. 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